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Mercury Retrograde Ruined My Love Life Hoodie

Unisex fit S-5XL. True to size with comfortable room.

Estimated delivery 5–10 business days via Printful
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Product Description

LA-MRH-001

When Mercury goes retrograde, plans derail and love goes sideways. Military green hoodie for those who've survived Mercury's chaos and lived to laugh about it.

  • Premium heavyweight fleece
  • Unisex fit
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • Front kangaroo pocket
  • Soft brushed interior
  • Military green color

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

Unisex fit S-5XL. True to size with comfortable room.

Ships within 2–5 business days of your order. Delivery 5–10 business days. Free returns within 30 days.